Bear won

Am câștigat locul 2 la un concurs de pe blog-ul lui Victor Hurdugaci. Concursul a ținut mai bine de două săptămâni și a pus la bătaie licențe de HandyBackup. S-au înscris 6 oameni care s-au bătut în a spune cea mai ciudată și neîntâlnită metodă de a-ți pierde datele din calc, pentru trei licențe.

Și m-am pus pe povestit, în engleză, că așa a zis inițiatorul:

Captain’s (b)log. Stardate 7112009 point 0324piem.

Me, captain Bear E. Prick-ard and the boald crew of the USS (ursul’s star ship) EnterPies embarked on a journey to the unknown, full of possible peril and dysintery. Our path leads to the center of the Chinezian Empire, in an effort to reclaim the lost constelation of Fohmer Domainz Nam. We know not what to expect when we get there.

Captain’s log supplemental: First officer Will-I-Am Biker said that only gays keep star (b)logs. I said he can kiss my furry ass and threw him in the brig.

Captain’s (b)log. Stardate 7112009 point 0335piem.

The crew of EnterPies just took a shore leave at the intergalactic McDrone-alds. I got myself 20 hamburgers, for about 7,99 currency. Ciordi(t) LaForj got himself a free Happy-meal. I can’t understand why. I do think however that he might have stolen it.

Captain’s (b)log. Stardate… ahhh… what the hell, it’s only been 10 minutes since the last entry.

We are back on-board the EnterPies.

Captain’s (b)log. 7 minutes later.

I’m on the royal chair. Those hamburgers went right through me.

Captain’s (b)log supplemental: Counselor Diana Groins told me that my log is not Twitter and I shouldn’t be logging everything I do. She does have a point.

Captain’s (b)log: I’ve found this really funny picture on 4444chan. Have a look. You’ll LOL!

Captain’s (b)log: The crew has restricted my acces to the main computer, aand thus to the blog to one entry ’till we get to the chinezians. I call this mutany. They call it peace and quiet.

Captain’s (b)log: We got lost. Searched Google Univers BETA for directions.

Captain’s log. Stardate 07112009 point 0356. (Man, time flies by quick when you’re in hyper-pace)

We are in the center of the Empire and we asked to see their leaders. The ones who took the Fohmer Domainz Nam Quadrant by force from the Bear. We await for an answer.

Captain’s log. Star… F**k, they took my watch, too!

A landing party formed of First Officer Biker, Commander Tatar, Lieutenant Borf and myself landed on the homeworld of the Chinezians, BeyJinJin’Jing. It did not go well… We got our asses kicked like there was no tommorow by a bunch of cooks. Lieutenant Borf, even barfed.
Meanwhile, the planetary defense of BeyJinJin’Jing hit the Ursu’s Space Ship with an EMMP (electro-magnetic-magnific-pulse), that erased all the data from our main computer, an Acer Laptop, and from my I-Pod 100Terra. It will take me forever to get all that pirated music back.

Now we are drifting in space aimlesly.
Man… I wish I had that Handy Backup…

Eu zic că ar fi trebuit să câștig. -_-